Whoa! Great giveaway guys!
If I had a serger, this would be great. I'm currently trying to lose a lot of weight, and having a serger would help me make my "fat" clothes last longer, since it would be easier to alter them/take them in. I'm cheap like that.
Oh did I mention I'm tall? Well, fairly tall. Too tall for regular inseam and a little too short for tall inseam. I'm CONSTANTLY hemming my pants. Same goes for my husband, actually. Always hemming his pants too.
Also, we're moving to a bigger house soon and this means that there will be LOTS of home decor that I see myself sewing in the near future. This would help immensely.
Also, I want my family to be like oh heck yes, this girl can SEW like it's nobody's business. I want to be the coolest sew-er on the block (typing sewer reminds me of stinky sewage). I want to have needle cred (instead of street cred)!
I want my fabric to quiver in excitement when it sees a shiny new serger that is going to morph it from plain fabric into something *awesome*. I need this serger!!

Also, this serger NEEDS me! I have a very friendly home for the serger to live in, and I would use the heck out of it and treat it like GOLD! I think my dog might get jealous that I play with it more than her, but she'll survive.
So, now you know I'm a wacky sew-er. Don't hate me. I want...I want....I want!